Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Hike #21: Papago

When
Monday, 2015-03-30
Where
Papago Park, loop hike around the buttes
Duration
1 hour
Notable
Two-year wedding anniversary hike

Today I met my wife at Papago Park after her job interview at a Tempe school. It's our two-year wedding anniversary today, not to be confused with our regular anniversary, which occurs earlier, in February.

Papago doesn't look like much of a hike. It's a small park that's hemmed in by busy roads and a golf course. The trails are flattish. And yet coming around the buttes from the north side, heading west, gives great views of Central Corridor, downtown Phoenix, and Tempe.

I've never scrambled to the top of any of the buttes at Papago. Let's add that to the list of hiking goals.

Hike #20: Where are Craig's shoes?

When
Saturday, 2015-03-28
Where
Camelback Mountain, Echo Canyon Trail
Duration
1½ hour
Notable
No scrapes, bruises, or other injuries

Find my shoes in the photo below. Click the photo to enlarge.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Hike #19: Joke

When
Thursday, 2015-03-26
Where
TwoBit Peak, from the 40th St Trailhead
Duration
1 hour
Notable
Saw a jackrabbit—not a cottontail

A pack of coyotes chased a couple of cottontails. The cottontails dashed into the safety of some thick brush, out of reach from the coyotes but cut off from further escape. Panting, one cottontail said to the other: “Well, what should we do? Should we make a run for it?—or should we wait until we outnumber them?”

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Hike #18: Yield

When
Saturday, 2015-03-21
Where
Flat loop hike, from the 40th St Trailhead
Duration
1 hour
Notable
First time I've applied the horse-hiker-biker yield rule

My wife spurred me into doing a flat, one-hour hike with her this morning. At the end of the hike we saw a colony of bees that had made a home out of a hole in the ground. And just before that we listened to a mockingbird chirp like a car alarm. But the most exciting part of the hike was the “notable” at the top of this post: applying the horse-hiker-biker yield rule. (Edit: here's the correct sign.)

Laura and I came upon an oncoming equestrian and cyclist at the same time! My expert knowledge in all things right of way proved useful, as I had Laura and myself make room for the horse, then assert our right before the cyclist. It was a moment of civic awesomeness.

Hike #17: Oregon

When
Friday, 2015-03-13
Where
Spencer Butte, Eugene, Oregon
Duration
1½ hours?
Notable
First out-of-state hike of the year

Today I was joined with the three Matera ladies for a short but steep hike up the local butte of Eugene, Oregon.

Hiking in a forest, outside the Sonoran Desert, is always a pleasant change. The ground is soft and non-jagged, and I can touch the plants without getting stabbed.

The city of Eugene proved a pleasant change, too. Despite the continual drizzle during the two days Laura and I were there, the city's locals—mostly college students and bums—were out in droves walking and biking. Often you could look a mile down the road and count more cyclists than motorists.

Nevertheless, I do not recommended ambling around Eugene early Saturday morning in search of breakfast. The city doesn't wake up until about eight o'clock. Laura and I settled for a Voodoo doughnut.

Hike #16: Pets

When
Thursday, 2015-03-05
Where
TwoBit Peak, from the 40th St Trailhead
Duration
1 hour
Notable
First warm hike of the year

Today I saw the scarlet macaw again (reference: Hike #13). According to the Wikipedia page, a scarlet macaw may live up to seventy-five years in captivity. I believe that's worth keeping in mind before choosing one as a pet.

Hike #15: Trans fat

When
Wednesday, 2015-03-04
Where
TwoBit Peak, from the 40th St Trailhead
Duration
1 hour
Notable
First non-notable hike of the year

Are people duped by the “0g trans fat” line on nutrition labels? All of the foods I buy are labeled as having no trans fat, and yet, looking in my pantry this morning, I see in the ingredient list of the hot chocolate powder, hydrogenated coconut oil, and of the crispy taco shells, hydrogenated soybean oil.

The partial hydrogenation of oil leads to the creation of trans fats, so how can the nutrition labels say zero trans fat? That's because these foods have less than 0.5g of trans fats per serving—a small enough amount to be rounded down to 0g. Some foods advertise on their packaging “Zero trans fat!”—only to contradict themselves in the ingredient list.

This is a nice trick by food producers and government regulators. Most foods have less than 0.5g of trans fats and thus may claim “zero trans fat”—even Crisco All-Vegetable Shortening, which you might think would be the poster child for trans fat. Ingredients: soybean oil, fully hydrogenated palm oil, partially hydrogenated palm and soybean oils, mono and diglycerides, TBHQ and citric acid (antioxidants).

Food producers use hydrogenated fats in their products because doing so allows them to take an oil that's cheap and has a long shelf life—e.g., vegetable oil—and then chemically change that oil to stay solid at room temperature. This last property is key. Who wants to buy a cookie that's a greasy mess? Ditto, apparently, for crispy taco shells.

So trans fats are useful. And they're inappropriately labeled. A more meaningful measurement would be in milligrams, not grams—same as how cholesterol and sodium are labelled today. Indeed, suppose sodium were measured in grams instead of milligrams. Nearly every product in the grocery store would advertise itself as “Sodium free!” Potato chips, hummus, salted peanuts?—all sodium-free! Salt itself barely misses the cut-off for sodium-freeness, having 590mg of sodium per 1.5g serving.

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Hike #14: Side trail

When
Thursday, 2015-02-26
Where
40th St Trailhead
Duration
1 hour
Notable
First back-to-back after-work hike of the year

Today, instead of hiking to the summit of TwoBit Peak, I explored a side trail that forks off the summit trail. The long version of what happened next is the side trail ended about a hundred meters after forking from the main trail. Upon reaching the end, I sat on a rock, watched the nearby mountains stand there for a while, and thought about computers.

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Hike #13: Food poisoning

When
Wednesday, 2015-02-25
Where
TwoBit Peak, from the 40th St Trailhead
Duration
1 hour
Notable
Saw a man walking his pet scarlet macaw

Today's hike was my first after recovering from food poisoning the week before. My wife remains unconvinced it was food poisoning, instead thinking I had the flu. What do you think? Here are the symptoms:

  • Fever
  • Vomiting
  • Diarrhea
  • Loss of appetite
  • Body aches

Notably, what's missing from the above list is any indication of respiratory infection—no sneezing, coughing, runny nose, etc. Also, the symptoms came on suddenly, within fifteen minutes of eating breakfast, which consisted of shredded wheat in soy milk. Soy milk goes bad one-to-two weeks after opening the carton.

By thinking my illness was the flu, which is contagious, and not food poisoning, which is not contagious, my wife played it safe—even if making an improbable diagnosis. She avoided contact with me and saved herself—in her mind, at least—from catching whatever I had. However, the next week I discovered an additional motive for her unlikely diagnosis: it may have been a cover-up. One day upon opening the fridge I noticed someone—and I'm not saying who, it may have been one of the cats, and not my lovely wife—had put an opened carton of soy milk at the back of the shelf, behind an unopened carton. I'm a lazy and unobservant person, so normally I grab whichever carton is at the front of the fridge, irrespective of “opened” status. I admit this is not a good system; an opened carton that's mistakenly placed at the back of the shelf may stay opened for more than a week. And that may be exactly what happened.

We'll never know the true story here. The soy milk I ate for breakfast was the last from the carton, and there's no way to tell when a carton was first opened.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Hike #12: Shadow Mountain

When
Saturday, 2015-02-07
Where
Shadow Mountain, from Sweetwater Ave at 28th St
Duration
1 hour
Notable
First run-and-hike of the year

The closest trailhead to my home isn't the 40th St Trailhead I keep going back to; it's the 28th St Shadow Mountain Trailhead, which this year I hadn't yet been to until today.

The trailhead is close enough to my home to run to comfortably, and one possible route takes me by Alice Cooper's thrift store. “The Attic” is in a run down shopping center also hosting a church, community center, and Alice Cooper's after-school program for teens.

Shadow Mountain is smaller than many unnamed peaks in the valley—about 100m vertical—but it's steep, and the footing is tricky in spots, so it's a real hike.

Speaking of which, today's hike was uneventful. I passed one hiker descending while I ascended but otherwise had the mountain to myself.