Oh What a Weekend!

• You spent the whole weekend watching some of the food in your refrigerator grow mold and spores. It sure was fun.
• You spent the whole weekend watching the water in your refrigerator freeze.
• You spent the weekend baking oatmeal cookies.
• You spent the entire weekend watching Star Trek reruns.
• You rented some movies and ate artificially flavored buttered popcorn.
• You spent the weekend playing your stereo and patching the plaster your speakers cracked.
• You spent the weekend cleaning your microwave after you tried to dry your pet rat in it. You also need a new pet rat.
• You and some friends had a Hottub party this weekend.
• You played games on your computer all weekend.
• You watched CELEBRITY INCOME TAX EVASION on TV this weekend.
• You read all about the mating habits of the North American computer programmer in your encyclopedia.
• You read your dictionary all weekend. Boy, that was fun.
• You read your atlas and commited the population of 43 countries to memory. OH WOW!!!
• You went to the baseball game this weekend and ate hotdogs till you puked.
• You went to the theatre this weekend and saw the one MAN version of Cats.
• You had front row seats at a rock concert. The doctor said that the hearing loss shouldn't be permanent.
• You watched them change the mannequins at QT Clothing this weekend.
• You washed and waxed your marble this weekend right before it rained.
• You stayed home and did absolutely nothing this weekend.
• You spent the weekend hiking around Yosemite.
• You listened to the Talking Bear 256 times this weekend.
• You read the 'Wall Street Journal' this weekend.
• You thought about what you would do on your next turn.
• You spent the weekend in a hotel because they had to fumigate your apartment.
• You played in a ping pong tournament this weekend.
• You pitched horseshoes in your apartment all weekend. The people downstairs love you.
• You sat around and played solitaire all weekend.
• You went panning for gold this weekend, but all you got was wet.
• You spent the weekend in the laundromat washing your clothes. Now that was exciting.
• You took a friend out to a cheap restaurant this weekend.
• You went out and caught your own froglegs this weekend.
• You crawled around on your knees chasing snails this weekend.
• You spent your weekend thinking about work. Eccch.
• You spent your weekend trying to remove the mildew between the shower tiles.
• You spent the weekend listening to the newlyweds in the next apartment set up a new waterbed.
• This weekend, you won first prize in a beauty contest and collected $10. Whoops, wrong game.
• This weekend, you closed your curtains, locked your doors, turned off the lights, and ate presweetened morning breakfast cereal, with little marshmallows!
• You played stickball this weekend with the neighborhood kids and ended up wrenching your back and spraining your ankle.
• You read a romance novel, NURSE'S TURN TO CRY, in one sitting.
• You took a long hot bath this weekend and emerged looking like a California Raisin.
• You watched a torrid romance movie, LIBRARIAN'S DILEMMA, this weekend.
• One of your fillings came loose this weekend. It's a good thing you're handy with a soldering iron.
• You spent the weekend examining yourself under the fluorescent lights in the bathroom. Eccch!
• You spent the weekend wondering if black holes were lit with black lights.
• This weekend, you hung out at the mall, filled up on junk food, and made your mother ashamed of you.
• You went bowling with friends this weekend.
• You played two rounds of golf this weekend.
• This weekend, you had to bail your nephew out of jail.
• You had your marble repainted this weekend.
• You played in a volleyball tournament this weekend.
• You took a friend out to an expensive restaurant this weekend.
• You went to San Diego to play in the Over The Line Tournament.
• You went to Las Vegas in a $20,000 car and came back in a $200,000 Greyhound bus.
• You tried to drive to Hawaii to watch a surfing contest.
• You went scuba diving in La Jolla.
• You went deep sea fishing this weekend.
• You volunteered to take the local scouts to Disneyland.
• You drove the senior citizens' bus this weekend and they drove you - crazy.
• You helped several little old ladies cross the street to get to their aerobics class.
• You visited a sick friend in the hospital. REALLY!

You spent $15.

Note: Spelling and grammar mistakes in this post are attributed to an unknown North American computer programmer from 22 years ago.